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2010-12-21 21:12:26
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THE ET HITLIST


Discretion, anonymity, and death are the names of the game. You give me the contract, I carry out the hit, they don't see it coming, and they don't know who it's from. Easy as that. I am a businessman, and I go about my business with determination and perfection. Send me the contract, contract gets carried out, and they don't know who ordered the hit. Plain and simple. Let's get started.


*NOTE*- I will not do this for hateful reasons. AND I will not be overly mean in the "hit". So don't try. Thanks. *END NOTE*

*NOTHER NOTE* Help those that have a hit out by watching this page, even if you don't have a hit out yet. The more people watching, the more suspects. Help my employers remain anonymous... or i may be on the hit list next.... *END NOTHER NOTE*

*NOTE*- [I have begun to outsource a couple hits, our organization is on the rise again. So, start sending me hits! Let's do it!]

The first hit has been ordered and carried out successfully. It was a mafia hit ordered by the don him/herself. Feel privileged [The Black Cat in Your Path], You're the first of many. Happy hunting to me. Also, if this starts to get big and i start to get overloaded, i may recruit assassins, so keep on your toes people.


WE HAVE REACHED FIVE HITS, EVEN ONE ON [Hedda]!!!






*BANNERS*



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2009-03-27 [Trueno]: I'm going to watch this wiki page

2009-03-27 [Tekkon KinKreet]: well thank you my friend... sure you don't have a hit? I've already gotten my second lol

2009-03-27 [Tekkon KinKreet]: and you get first comment, grats. ^^

2009-03-28 [The Black Cat in Your Path]: Awww.. I wanted to pop the first comment cherry... (._.) *sad*

2009-03-28 [Tekkon KinKreet]: you get second comment! mine doesn't count... i'm the owner... its almost as good as the first... just a little used up and dusty. ^^

2009-03-28 [Artsy]: uh.. shouldn't you say we should start watching the page, even if we don't have a hit just yet? the more people watching, the harder it is to find the attacker!

2009-03-28 [The Black Cat in Your Path]: Ew.... used up comment cherry. XD

2009-03-28 [Tekkon KinKreet]: well yah... everyone should watch the page... lol.... i mean... seriously... its like hte greatest thing since sliced bread... (just kidding) but yah... that is kinda what i was counting on...

2009-03-28 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lmao cat

2009-03-28 [Erubeus]: Hm.. Who should I have offed.. ;ponders;

2009-03-28 [Trueno]: Yeah it's cool. Wait... THEY SLICE BREAD NOW? When did that start?

2009-03-28 [Earoluim]: .....

2009-03-28 [Faulty Limerence]: So, first of all, I didn't know you could invite people to wikis now. Second, why was I invited here? Any specific reason?

2009-03-28 [Tekkon KinKreet]: ummm, chance's are you are a member of a forum i am a member of. I sent invite's to all the forum's i'm a member of.

2009-03-28 [Tekkon KinKreet]: and yes trueno they slice bread now... they use this nifty little invention with a sharp edge called a knife. its really handy that they can do that now... cuz now we have these things called sandwiches that consist of sliced bread, Yes, sliced, and meat or cheese and other things they're really very good. you should try one. *hands you a ham and cheese sub. ^^ lmao

2009-03-28 [Evolution X]: I dunno if I want anyone dead...

2009-03-28 [Faulty Limerence]: That's going to be a negative. I'm not a member of any forums. =P

2009-03-28 [Evolution X]: me neither. She might just have invited you here you realise?

2009-03-28 [Roxcie]: Ohh, this is different =O

2009-03-28 [The Black Cat in Your Path]: Wow, this comment box is a whore. >.> *still can't get over used comment cherry* XD

2009-03-28 [Artsy]: I invited all my friends that Tekkon hadn't. No reason, just clicked them all. everyone needs to know of this little fun activity. But I don't know you [Faulty Limerence]. o.o'

2009-03-28 [Lexi. Short and Sweet!]: i got invited toooo!!! ^_^ no idea why but i don't mind, this is an awesome idea! Just need to wait for some more watchers before i send a hit requests... anyone i target now is going to know it was me <_<

2009-03-28 [Artsy]: wow... we went from 4 to 19 watchers over night....

2009-03-28 [Lexi. Short and Sweet!]: oh gosh.. o_o there are times now next to the comments.. can't believe i only just noticed that.. yay for watchers!

2009-03-28 [Trueno]: Yeah man. This comment box is a bigger whore then the village bicycle. Good thing i popped her cherry. I hate sloppy second's. lol

2009-03-28 [Evolution X]: ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... the feck?

2009-03-28 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lmao.... my comment box is a whore... unfaithful bitch...

but my wiki is doing decent yay!

2009-03-29 [Faulty Limerence]: Living Armor, you actually do know me. I just changed my name the other night. I've been involved in a couple of RP's with you. At any rate, it was Tekkon that invited me, and the mystery as to why has not yet been solved. =P

2009-03-29 [Tekkon KinKreet]: bleh... it's an unsolved mystery lol. you're here, i'm happy, s'all good. ^^

2009-03-29 [Artsy]: o.o What rps?

2009-03-29 [Trueno]: "The easter bunny got his spine broken in half. Yeah, he's dead, rotting in a bear trap back my house. I'm just a little dead kid deliviring eggs. Here ya go" *Start's throwing egg's at everyone*

2009-03-29 [Tekkon KinKreet]: *wakes up* hey! Who hte hell's throwing eggs?!? oh, hey trueno. what's up. XD

2009-03-29 [Trueno]: There painted egg's so you know there special. DX

2009-03-29 [Artsy]: you know.. if you made a chicken sit in paint before it dropped eggs, you'd save a lot of time on Easter....

2009-03-29 [Evolution X]: hmmmmmm... if you fed chickens chocolate all the time would it make chocolate eggs? Or would it kill them?

2009-03-29 [Trueno]: Look you f*cking deet dee dee's. I am the new easter bunny. I'll do thing's the way I want to do them. Don't make me kill Santa Claus too. Cus I'll do it.

2009-03-29 [Evolution X]: ..... *smacks trueno on the head with a broken cane* Shush before I get one on you

2009-03-29 [Trueno]: Hey! Get one what?

2009-03-29 [Evolution X]: .............. *points to the wiki page you're on*

2009-03-29 [Trueno]: Huh? Wha? Oh yeah... SH*T! I"M A F*CKING DEET DEE DEE!!!

2009-03-29 [Evolution X]: and thus I destroy you *cackles evily*

2009-03-29 [Trueno]: *Pick's up a gernade lancher* Me think's you should rethink that plan of attack.

2009-03-29 [Evolution X]: *hammers a cork into the barrel*.... you too

2009-03-29 [Trueno]: I dont mind killing myself as long as I take atleast one infidel with me. I really want my 72 virgin's. I'll retrain them to be slutty whore's and make lot's of money off of them.

2009-03-30 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lmao. i want a list of names, so i know never to touch one of them. XD

2009-03-30 [Artsy]: and i'd like a copy of that list *hand in air*

2009-03-30 [Trueno]: And why do you want a copy of the list [Artsy]?

2009-03-30 [Artsy]: Well I want to know who not to touch as well. *shudders* tainted goods....

2009-03-30 [Trueno]: This whole wiki is "Tainted good's". I popped it's cherry and taught it to be a whore and you have no problem touching it.

2009-03-30 [Artsy]: I'm not touching it directly. I'm doing it through the sterile rubber glove that is Chance. *points thumb at Chance*

2009-03-30 [Tekkon KinKreet]: whoa... is that all i am to you?

2009-03-30 [Artsy]: No, not all. *huggles Chance* But a brother is supposed to keep his sister safe, isn't he? o.O

2009-03-30 [Tekkon KinKreet]: mmm... ya.

2009-03-30 [Erubeus]: ...
I read 'Chance, Rubber, Safe' when looking over the comment section and was like, '... 8|'
You make him sound like a condom.. xDD;;

2009-03-30 [Artsy]: EWWWWWWW!

2009-03-31 [Erubeus]: xDD;

2009-03-31 [Tekkon KinKreet]: .... at least i'm useful? ok... that doesn't work... i can't find a good spin to put on that lmao

2009-03-31 [Artsy]: *shudders* EWWWWWWWWW! oh, ack, ewwww..... the.. association of chance, with sex... uh- *covers mouth* i feel nauseous...

2009-03-31 [Erubeus]: ;dies of laughter;

2009-03-31 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lol. thats funny.

2009-03-31 [Trueno]: You know, Condom's are only effective 97% of the time. *fall's on the floor laughing my ass off* You're wiki's a whore and you're a used condom. *gasp's for air from laughing so hard*

2009-03-31 [Tekkon KinKreet]: fuck you trueno... you're a deet de de, i at least i got used. lmao

2009-03-31 [Trueno]: lmao. At least your sister didnt get you arrested when she was 10 year's old.

2009-03-31 [Tekkon KinKreet]: ..... emmm.. well... you got me there. ^^

2009-03-31 [Artsy]: <.< >.> do you two... know each other...? like... a lot? I'd think you were the same guy if I didn't know better....

2009-03-31 [Trueno]: Did you know that Jehovah witness's carry cell phone's?

2009-03-31 [Trueno]: [Tekkon KinKreet] and I know each other alot. I don't remember how or where we met but many people died at our hand's. >> It's been all most 3 year's since we first talked but I have not yet killed him on halo 3. (It would be eazier to kill him on Halo 3 if he actually owned or PLAYED the damn game. lol) But yes we do. Its been 1453 days since I first talked to him on here.

2009-03-31 [Artsy]: ...o.o *doesn't know whether or not to believe you*

2009-03-31 [Erubeus]: ;blinkblink;
I only know one person here..
;pokes fingers together;
I'm so unpopular.. ;.;

2009-03-31 [Tekkon KinKreet]: believe him hayli... its tru... and erubeus... being popular is over rated... just chill with us and you'll be cool, we're a lively bunch. ^^

and trueno... you're shittin me bout the cell phone thing right?

2009-03-31 [Tekkon KinKreet]: and to playing halo... NEVER. NEVER I SAY. COD 4 LIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEE MAN

2009-03-31 [Evolution X]: .................................. *sits and stares at all of you*

2009-03-31 [Tekkon KinKreet]: that, was very cool lmao. i want that mask... soooo bad.

2009-03-31 [Erubeus]: So do I. ><
I love bunnies... =D
'Specially ebil bunnies.

2009-04-01 [Trueno]: Okay. My sister was 10 and i was in charge of her she was beening a 10 year old snot so I locked her in her room and tied the door shut so she couldnt open it. About 2 minutes later the door beel ring's and I answer it. 3 Jehovah witness's are standing there. The first one: "Hello young man, Do you mind if we come inside and talk to you about our lord and savoir Jesus crist?" Me being a pissed off smartass: "I would love to, But right now I'm busy sacerficing my sister to Satan for immortality". All 3 Jehovah witness's: 0.0 What??? About 10 second's later my sister start's beating on her door yelling: HELP ME! SOMEBODY LET ME OUT OF HERE! HELP ME!!!! I slamed the door in there same and locked the dead bolt and started screaming at her to shut up. About 2-3 minute's later 3 cop car's pull into my yard and I get arrested and taken to jail where I sit strapped to a chair for 3 hour's while someone kept dipping there finger's into the bowl and flicking the water into my face while chanting before my mom and dad show up and bail me out and ground me for 6 weeks's.

2009-04-01 [Artsy]: *pats Trueno* I would love to flick water at your face for 3 hours while chanting.

2009-04-01 [Trueno]: Oh tekkon, The first message I ever sent you I asked you to join my anti-prep army and you said sure. *Went back looking through all of our message's*

2009-04-01 [Trueno]: *Try's to bite [Artsy]'s hand but misses* It's not funny...

2009-04-01 [Erubeus]: ...
Hm..
I should go look through my messages with Papa.. =o

2009-04-01 [Artsy]: Didn't say it was. *sits on the sharing rug* :D

2009-04-01 [Erubeus]: ;pounces on sharing rug; My dog is having puppies!

2009-04-01 [Tekkon KinKreet]: dude... thats funny as all hell... wish i was your neighbor for that one. ^^

2009-04-01 [Tekkon KinKreet]: what kind of puppies is they?

2009-04-01 [Artsy]: Puppies are so cute.. o.o

2009-04-01 [Tekkon KinKreet]: yes yes, much better than kittens... <--- not at all a cat person.

btw, if anyone didn't like a hit i performed you may send me a pm and i can redo it. also any input on how i'm doing is welcome, as well as ideas for the wiki, i may not use them, but it is nice to know people care about the wiki enough to offer them. ^^

2009-04-01 [Erubeus]: They are boxer pups. ^^
Four brendal, and three white ones with spots on them. ;flails;
They're so cute!
And, yeah, I have a cat that I wish would die.. He's too old. ><

Also, so far, I found all the hits rather interesting. ^^

2009-04-01 [Evolution X]: ........................................ what were they chanting?

2009-04-01 [Tekkon KinKreet]: ooooh can i has a puppy?

2009-04-01 [Tekkon KinKreet]: and thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!

2009-04-01 [Erubeus]: Gimme 200 hundred dollars~ =3

Haha. I love puppies.
I find it amusing that whenever my mom tries to reach into the cage she gets bitten, when my dad reaches in she bares her fangs, but when I reach in she just lays back and lets me take a puppy! xDD
I love my Tasem. <3

2009-04-01 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lol. dogs are like that man.

and man... two hundred dollars... thats like.. half my rent for the month... and i'm a poor bastard...

2009-04-01 [Erubeus]: ^^ It also helps that I bottle fed her as a pup.
And, yeah, lotsa money. We only sell them for that much because that's how much we got all three of our boxers for. Mhm. ;nodnod;

2009-04-01 [Tekkon KinKreet]: i see... well... i must pass then... i simply can't afford it... expensive dog is expensive

2009-04-01 [Tekkon KinKreet]: "the power of christ compells ye the power of christ compells ye the power of christ compells ye"

2009-04-01 [Trueno]: I don't know what he was chanting. But it wasnt in english...

2009-04-01 [Trueno]: What the hell is a "Sharing rug"?

2009-04-01 [Erubeus]: A sharing rug is a rug where people sit to share their stories. :3

2009-04-02 [Trueno]: *Take's a flamethrower and light's the "Sharing rug" on fire*

2009-04-02 [Ms. Steel]: Are there six seperate conversations going on at once, or what?

2009-04-02 [Evolution X]: .................................. yes there are *roasts marshmallows*

2009-04-02 [Tekkon KinKreet]: erm... more like two or three.

2009-04-02 [Evolution X]: smores = tastey

2009-04-03 [Ms. Steel]: Riiiiight.

2009-04-03 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lol

2009-04-03 [Ms. Steel]: Once, I set a toaster oven on fire making s'mores.

2009-04-03 [Tekkon KinKreet]: ... how'd you do that?

2009-04-03 [Ms. Steel]: Marshmallow + red hot heating element = trouble.

2009-04-03 [Tekkon KinKreet]: ahh.. marshmellow fall onto burners or something?

2009-04-03 [Artsy]: marshmallows are flammable, but all they do is swell up in the microwave!

2009-04-03 [Tekkon KinKreet]: ewwww... marshmallows are only good on an open fire... and almost completely burnt
lol

2009-04-03 [Erubeus]: Ew, I hate burnt marshmallows.. x.X
I'd rather have a firm marshmallow on my s'more than have a burnt and gooey one on it. ><

2009-04-03 [Tekkon KinKreet]: not for me... gooey is good

2009-04-03 [Ms. Steel]: Crunchy on the outside, melty on the inside.

2009-04-03 [Ms. Steel]: It has to be able to melt the chocolate.

2009-04-03 [Tekkon KinKreet]: yup yup

2009-04-03 [Evolution X]: Melting things is GOOD!

2009-04-03 [Tekkon KinKreet]: hmmm... i suppose. lol

2009-04-03 [Erubeus]: Burnt food is disgusting. ><
I can barely stand crunchy pizza rolls, let alone burnt marshmallows.

2009-04-03 [Tekkon KinKreet]: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm crispy bacon... almost burnt... mmmmmmmmmmmmlmao

2009-04-03 [Ms. Steel]: Yeah, who wants a limp ol' piece of bacon?

2009-04-03 [Tekkon KinKreet]: seriously... i just don't like... hte fatty stuff...

2009-04-03 [Erubeus]: I eat turkey bacon. =)
And it's sort of.. flimsy when I eat it. It's delicious.

2009-04-03 [Tekkon KinKreet]: i have never had turkey bacon... hmmmmm

anyways, i'm off to bed for the day... later

2009-04-03 [Erubeus]: It's delicious. You should try it some time. ^^

Niiight~

2009-04-04 [Tekkon KinKreet]: definitely will sometime.

2009-04-06 [Evolution X]: *chews on marshmallows*

2009-04-06 [Tekkon KinKreet]: are they good? burnt i hope...

2009-04-06 [Evolution X]: like little painful balls of molten lava *chew chew chew*

2009-04-06 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lmao....

2009-04-09 [Tekkon KinKreet]: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnd another wiki crashes.... and burns.... TT_TT

2009-04-09 [Ms. Steel]: Oh, come now.

2009-04-09 [Artsy]: I'd order another hit, but 3 more and I owe Chance a jet >_>'

2009-04-09 [Ms. Steel]: Wow, just like that?

2009-04-10 [Trueno]: How many hit's have you ordered there [Artsy]?

2009-04-10 [Tekkon KinKreet]: you'll never know <.< >.>

2009-04-10 [Erubeus]: Awe, but I wanna know~
Oh, I'm gonna order another hit! =D

2009-04-15 [Araglas]: Nice page...if I wasn't such a nice person I could use this..but meh lol

2009-04-15 [Artsy]: [Araglas], this is just for fun! You can even have your friends killed! It's all for the fun.

2009-04-15 [Araglas]: lol I know!! hehehe I would but Its weird to me..lol wait...I could have my brother hit....lol that would be nice!

2009-04-17 [Cillamoon]: I'm sorry, but what the hell is this all about?

2009-04-17 [Artsy]: It's like.. a joke. How the mafia order's a hitman to take out problem people, here you can send the hitman after people ^^

2009-04-17 [Cillamoon]: Hmmm...okay I get the concept. Is there any particular reason as to why I would get a invite to come here?

2009-04-17 [Erubeus]: Because this place needs publicity.

2009-04-17 [Cillamoon]: Okay....thanks for filling me in.

2009-04-17 [Elwyne]: I don't feel like ordering any hits but I got an invite and I'm watching just cuz.

2009-04-17 [~Crimson Angel~]: I've been invited to the wiki.

2009-04-17 [Teufelsweib]: hmm... another proof that the invitation button would cause me more nuisance than being useful -_-

2009-04-17 [Rook.]: whohooo.... ^^ I got invited..adn I have a person in mind.

2009-04-17 [Araglas]: *smiles* I have lots of people in mind..hopefully I will be able to give out a few jobs..more than one at least!

2009-04-17 [Rook.]: *nods* i have a few people in mind too ^^

2009-04-18 [Fallen Child Athena]: Misty, can I request myself to get a hit? XD Jk

2009-04-18 [Elwyne]: I have a friend that said he'd like to volunteer to be a hitman when I was talking to him about this place.

2009-04-18 [~Crimson Angel~]: No veari-chan, you can't.

2009-04-18 [Fallen Child Athena]: Twas a joke, Misty-chan

2009-04-18 [~Crimson Angel~]: I know, I'm going to change my screen name...

2009-04-18 [Fallen Child Athena]: To what?

2009-04-18 [~Crimson Angel~]: Like it?

2009-04-18 [Fallen Child Athena]: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~glomps my Misty~ Mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-04-18 [~Crimson Angel~]: lol YAY!

2009-04-18 [Fallen Child Athena]: ~giggles~ ^_^

2009-04-18 [~Crimson Angel~]: *huggles*

2009-04-18 [Fallen Child Athena]: ~huggles back~ ^_^

2009-04-18 [XxTsomexX]: Don't send them to me guys lol. I was invited here, didn't know what to do, so I invited others *shrugs* :P

2009-04-18 [Artsy]: .... Tsome, that is some name...

And I think Chance is going to pick who he thinks is right to be a hitman, not just a volunteer. ^^'' I could be wrong of course.

Anyway, why is it the names are getting longer than the comments? o.o'

2009-04-18 [XxTsomexX]: I have no idea, I just thought it looked cool *laughs*.

2009-04-18 [Lasagna Hater]: I got invited, as well. Although I really don't have anyone in mind, so *shrug*.

2009-04-19 [~Crimson Angel~]: I changed my name just for the heck of it.

2009-04-19 [Elwyne]: me either... no one who's being difficult or anything, at least at the moment, but I'll keep you guys in mind in case someone does start becoming a nuisance in one of my rp's

2009-04-19 [Artsy]: ... *looks at Chance* I think they are missing the possibilities of the wiki.... -_-'

2009-04-19 [Trueno]: *Wounder's how much it would cost to put on hit on 7 people at once*

2009-04-19 [Artsy]: When you need guys taken out- *serious face* -price is not an option.

2009-04-19 [whitehot]: OOOOO OOOO HIT MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

2009-04-19 [Trueno]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gndE5pRL1Go&feature=related start watching it a 38 seconds lmao

2009-04-20 [Swollenfish]: I don't get it. o.o

What exactly happens when someone is 'hit'?

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